hauntcouture:

Check out the newest Haunt Couture looks now on Etsy. Including this 2 pack of swimsuits and accessories for Cleo and Deuce (or whoever you choose).

hauntcouture:

Check out the newest Haunt Couture looks now on Etsy. Including this 2 pack of swimsuits and accessories for Cleo and Deuce (or whoever you choose).

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girl-let-me-call-you-black:

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

More like I’ll take that dick with a side of chicken

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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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sarcasticdevotee:

"I want an anime/manga with over two-hundred varied characters."

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"I want an anime/manga with an asexual main character."

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"I want an anime/manga with a rich, well-developed world."

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"I want an anime/manga that teaches valuable life lessons."

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"I want an anime/manga with females who take no shit in it."

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"I want an anime/manga with a surprisingly complex plot."

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"I want an anime/manga—"

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illkim:

I’ve been laughing at this for 3 days

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hangthecyst:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

Oh my god

(Source: lolgifs.net)

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precumming:

When you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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